Mortal Coil

Ask me anything. Please?   Luiz,16,as hopeless as hopeless can be.

fuck-kirk:

1nkblots:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

And I love how it’s not even the BDSM that offends Tumblr.

It’s the incorrect portrayal of BDSM and poor writing that offends Tumblr.

And the portrayal of a hideously abusive relationship

(Source: hannibalitus, via adam-rikard)

— 6 hours ago with 195364 notes

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

(via human)

— 6 hours ago with 116321 notes

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via thepacificrimjob)

— 6 hours ago with 287991 notes

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via gr8brittyn)

— 6 hours ago with 117081 notes
h4ndjob:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

preach it

h4ndjob:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

preach it

(via cr00ks-and-castles)

— 6 hours ago with 290921 notes

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

(Source: zamwinchester, via kkyogre)

— 6 hours ago with 157564 notes

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via inthehistoryofever)

— 6 hours ago with 299078 notes
lzanagi:

features anime and some violence

lzanagi:

features anime and some violence

(via cateyama)

— 6 hours ago with 520 notes

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries:Werewolf
Taurus:Hell hound
Gemini:Doppelgänger
Cancer:Banshee
Leo:Fairy
Virgo:Angel
Libra:Nymph
Scorpio:Siren
Sagittarius:Ghost
Capricorn:Mermaid
Aquarius:Vampire
Pisces:Shapeshifter
— 6 hours ago with 89977 notes
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

— 6 hours ago with 313544 notes